this is timmy. timmy topango. he’s the latest ass motherfucker you have ever fucking met. like you will be counting on him to grab you a slice bcuz you are late on finishing a freelance gig, and he will just completely blow you off bcuz he saw his old boss at the pizza joint and will fucking circle the block for like twelve minutes until he leaves so he doesn’t have to make conversation LET ALONE EYE CONTACT. man fucking timmy topango. amiright? I’m so fucking hungry goddamn.